In the 90s, there was this literary journal called Glimmer Train (spoiler alert, it still exists), and its li’l mission statement was just as cute as pie. It started “We two sisters…” and you could almost hear the twee as it sizzled in their brain pans. The mission statement went on from there, not at all like a Chekhov play, more like Friends if Friends had existed already, which it didn’t yet. Anyway. It was a good lit mag. It still is.

This blog is exactly like that, only not at all, in that we are two sisters (in law, if you must) who are creative, restless, acerbic, and full of half-shaped opinions just begging to be fully baked.

That’s what this space is for. If you, like us, don’t mind the occasional run-on sentence or trailing thought, and you are seeking companions who are constantly surprised and pissed off by some of the shenanigans happening in the world, AND you like to laugh, you’ve come to the right place.

That’s it. That’s the About.

P.S. We’re leaving the weird stock photo for now because it’s way better than anything we put on the table, ever.