Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You.

This handy contact form is here to facilitate communication, cock-block harassment, and just generally make believe that you couldn’t find us in a nanosecond just by trying.

Seriously, IRL we are both fairly competent counselors and coaches of life or writing, and we also have great taste in floral arrangements, home attire, and binge-watching.

So we’d love to hear from you if all you really want to do is say hi, get an idea, or seek help.